Presidential Fitness Test

The Onion reports, “Presidential Fitness Test Now Awarded To Any Kid Who Can Eat Without Sweating”

Some other old favorites:

“Area Man Thinks Girlfriend’s Sister Might Be A Little Cuter”

“Nation’s Schoolchildren Call For Cuts In Math, Science”

“Man Prone To Lying Beds Woman Prone To Lying Prone”

“Actually, air travel is still safer than driving, especially if you need to go to Europe or Asia.”

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2 responses to “Presidential Fitness Test

  1. evaholtz

    That’s great :)

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